Enough of Your Sirens, Already. My Ears Hurt By Ayo Sogunro
To: The Military Officer
Who on the Third Mainland Bridge
Blew Past Me with a Blaring Siren
Dear Sir: I refer to the incident on the Third Mainland Bridge this morning, a very common incident, too common, in fact, but still very annoying despite its commonness. I refer, sir, to the effrontery with which your convoy bullied me, and several other drivers, out of the road. I refer to the manner in which, Moses like, you parted the thick traffic of the Bridge at the command of your sirens.